I wanted to write about the vampire king
but it wasn’t the correct time. I should
have saved the couplets for October.
do you know how many vampires have
crossed through ancient Rome? (and
now you’re thinking about it, too)
Over a dozen. I’d wager a dollar’s worth
of doughnuts, which you know, I don’t
believe the ancient Romeys had
those yet. Doughnuts. The ancients
would cry themselves silly if they
could eat that sweet, fried dough.