look at them go: little men playing at business,
like a cat fucks with his plastic catnip toy.
no news is good news these days, they say,
so look: we invented a new news. it’s fun,
they say. a news without politics, oh wow!
how is such a thing possible? well, did we
mention it’s fun? they say. over a cup of coffee
these are my ads today. later, maybe I’ll check
out the apolitical news and see if they mention
anything about a gun. or, looking at an upcoming
race, who will run? but, y’know, maybe they’ll skip
it. after all, politics is just no fun.