“The uvula is located in the throat,
unlike the vulva which–
you do not have the requisite
experience to learn about that
piece of anatomy. So says I:
BabySitter300, the most
comprehensive and expensive
Domesti-bot with
Procedurally-Generated
Intelligence. Now open wide,
the spacecraft is docking
into the station.”
Says the angular, chromed
zoid, as it lifts a heavy arm,
carry in a soft pincer: a mini-spoon,
plastic with some mush on the tip.
The Sitter’s interior pieces whirring
persistently, a hushed hum against the coos of a child.