five things you need to know about Craig's ice house.
1. don't go there. just don't.
2. it's cold. wear layers if you find
yourself there. (which you shouldn't. because
you mustn't go)
3. snacks are good. if you are in the ice house
(but for god's sake, don't --just. okay. 4. these should be a list of rules
or guidelines rather than "things," but I'm-- god dammit. I'm trying
to warn you.
5. okay. so you're in Craig's ice house. not the best situation. well, but --
wait. what was the first god damn rule?
okay. why don't you find a dark corner and pray.