Printer, printer on the table
why are you not fucking able
to do the task you're meant to do?
One more try and then I am through.
Hewlett Packard, Dell, and Apple:
these machines I cannot grapple.
In truth, I’ve no wish to learn
whatever makes these foul beasts turn.
But, as it seems, I must for work,
the insides must begin to jerk
alive, and marked up paper should
arrive out one side, inked and good,
so that I might complete this task.
Though I find it odd I must ask
a thing such this technology
to serve one biologically
older and better, without doubt;
the maker of referred-to bot.
It seems to me us humans bow
to our new electronic cow.
Printer, printer on the table
why are you not fucking able
to do the task you're meant to do?
‘Now to the dump!’ I say of you.