Shane Gannaway
3/9/2023
advertisements are classier in a foreign language. everyone knows this to be true. just as a statement is taken more seriously if you...
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Shane Gannaway
Mar 8, 20231 min read
3/8/2023
soft pop rock plays during the change over J. Emeries vs R. Zheng at Indian Wells a Brit and American square off-- --well, really, Jeff...
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Shane Gannaway
Mar 7, 20231 min read
3/7/2023
thoughts before an MRI machine: brutal with anxiety. (do I have metal in me somewhere unknown?) if the aliens left a probe in, so help...
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Shane Gannaway
Mar 6, 20231 min read
3/6/2023
"it's a suicide mission!" the general barked as he hobbled about the gravity-balanced room. "you're going to your doom!" --a brief...
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Shane Gannaway
Mar 5, 20231 min read
3/5/2023
date night with the fates. sweet! three chicks at once. if only they didn't keep sneaking off, trying to cut my thread.
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Shane Gannaway
Mar 4, 20231 min read
3/4/2023
oh mysterious foot injury: your chronic pain, your elusive nature. what be your origin? torn ligament or broken bone? tiny fracture...
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Shane Gannaway
Mar 3, 20231 min read
3/3/2023
in pain? near death? step right up to the richest country yet. as long as you got money to throw on the pile, we'll help you (after a...
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Shane Gannaway
Mar 2, 20231 min read
3/2/2023
breaking a toe sometime after midnight and not waking up. problem is, my body keeps squirming in sleep. limbs writhe, hands shift, feet...
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Shane Gannaway
Mar 1, 20231 min read
3/1/2023
A sea of boxes by the train tracks. God, they're all smiling. "Caution: Contents may cause EXTREME happiness" I want to barf, but...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 28, 20231 min read
2/28/2023
a king and his jesters a pizza and its crusts a poet and his possibilities. to absurd, ahem, to have heard a rhyme is to steal it, but...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 27, 20231 min read
2/27/2023
my father just came back from a memorial service for an aunt of mine; his sister-in-law. how lucky we are to experience death in leisure....
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 26, 20231 min read
2/26/2023
oh, the dates I've been on. the terrible, terrible dates. I could regale you with tales not worth hearing, and you'd feel trapped,...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 25, 20231 min read
2/25/2023
next pet I get needs to have new features, two tails and wings where there normally are none. maybe a couple of heads (or a few) ...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 25, 20231 min read
2/24/2023
when you don't have a topic, pull a tag out your pocket and read what it says: Established 1972 FADED GLORY Quality Goods L/G (42-44) ...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 23, 20231 min read
2/23/2023
lot of hours, live tv. head anchor on a daily morning news program. but, it is in alaska. he shrugs. think it over. sure. she does. takes...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 22, 20231 min read
2/22/2023
you haven't logged on in almost ten years. now here it is, a homepage greeting you with a status update vaguely referencing some american...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 21, 20231 min read
2/21/2023
Copernicus is an impact crater & a man from long ago. The crater is older than the man; he came later. But he'd be a fan. of the...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 20, 20231 min read
2/20/2023
I once knew a girl from Nantucket, or, wait-- maybe it was Barnstable. I can't rightly recall. But I lived in Yarmouth and worked for my...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 19, 20231 min read
2/19/2023
"Ice & slimstone, brubble and brook!" the wizard waved his hands, wagged his fingers and the spell took its effect. Mere flickering of...
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Shane Gannaway
Feb 19, 20231 min read
2/18/2023
Tracks off legendary Crolute Slitherhorn Blower Octo Shave's Debut Record, Crule Bundle #1 - Spice is Nice #2 - The Crule Blues #3 - I'll...
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